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Clandestine Artisan Operations · Est. 2024 · Phoenix Metro Division
Your contact at an undisclosed location has acquired a high-capacity rotating oven from a classified manufacturer in Italy. Each pizza completes a full rotation in 60 seconds, achieving optimal char and melt consistency rated at Level 5 on the crust integrity scale.
This operation is authorized under Arizona's Home Food Enterprise Act (ARS §36-1761). The staging area is a residential backyard accessed via a gate through an empty lot. All operatives receive gate access coordinates via secure text 2 hours prior to their extraction window.
PROTOCOL: Slot-based operations only. No walk-ins. No reconnaissance. Show up. Acquire pizza. Tell nobody. Or tell everyone. We don't control you after exfiltration.
Pick a time slot from available extraction windows
Select pizzas from the classified menu
Confirmation + gate code delivered via secure text
Show up, grab pizza, tell nobody (or tell everyone)